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Five Things Not to Say When Being Boarded
What not to say when boarded.
By
Boating Staff
Updated: March 13, 2015
That’s where I keep my stash.
Colin Hayes
You’re not a real cop, are you?
Colin Hayes
Can you hold my beer?
Colin Hayes
Is this a medical marijuana state?
Colin Hayes
Aren’t no-wake signs just a suggestion?
Colin Hayes
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