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Five Reasons Why Leprechauns Make Bad Boat Captains
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Boating Staff
Updated: February 20, 2014
Why Leprechauns Make Bad Boat Captains
They need a box or booster seat to see over the helm.
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Why Leprechauns Make Bad Boat Captains
Weight of gold kills fuel economy.
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Buckled shoes scratch gelcoat.
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Why Leprechauns Make Bad Boat Captains
Chasing rainbows equals chasing storms.
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Pointed ears interfere with VHF reception.
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